| Name |
Ali Scott |
| Nationality |
Scottish |
| Occupation |
Pleb at RBS |
| Nickname |
|
| Bats |
Agriculturally |
| Bowls |
With the venom of the grass snake |
| Fields |
Not too badly |
Previous clubs(s) |
|
| Sporting hero |
Gavin Hastings |
| Likes |
Food, drink, partying then moaning like a grumpy old man |
| Dislikes |
|
| Favourite ground |
Grange Loan |
| Least favourite ground |
|
| Best on field performance |
My one solitary 58 against Boghall or taking 4 for 5 many many years ago |
| Best off field performance |
Running down the corridor of a cruise ship starkers |
| Performance most want to forget |
Bowling a 12 ball over |
