| Name |
Neil Irvine-Hess |
| Nationality |
Scottish - or from outer space |
| Occupation |
School Student (Slave) |
| Nickname |
Nelly |
| Bats |
RH |
| Bowls |
RH - proper rapid speed demon |
| Fields |
When shouted at |
Previous clubs(s) |
none |
| Sporting hero |
Bob Irvine, Brett Lee, Sebastian Chabal, Johnny Beattie |
| Likes |
Sleeping, pizza, rugby, skiing, x-box |
| Dislikes |
Grange C.C |
| Favourite ground |
Grange Loan, Myreside |
| Least favourite ground |
Meadows |
| Best on field performance |
4-26 vs Heriot's 3; 3 tries v SMC; |
| Best off field performance |
growing |
| Performance most want to forget |
VS Peebles after rugby fitness training - I couldn't move let alone bowl |
| What I will be remembered for... |
everything |
