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Player Profile
Name James Tyke Alexander Rhino Blackmur
Nationality Yorkshire
Occupation Annoying other people/Medical Student
Nickname Blacky; Tintin; That T**t Blacky
Bats Badly, with no backlift
Bowls Right Arm Medium Fast
Fields Averagely, can't throw for s**t
Previous clubs(s)
Adel CC (Leeds), Edinburgh University Cricket Club
Sporting hero Tom Clarke; Raymond Illingworth; Geoffrey Boycott; Fred Trueman; Darren Gough; Michael Vaughan (my lord)
Likes Myself; My hair; Annoying people incessantly; Being a t**t; Showering alot
Dislikes Fast bowling aimed in my direction; Ben Duerden failing to do the washing up; People coating my bedroom in pornography
Favourite ground Headingly; Peffermill
Least favourite ground Old Trafford
Best on field performance 1-67 vs. My Sister
Best off field performance Driving from Leeds to Edinburgh signing the Leeds United club song the ENTIRE journey with Clarkey.
Performance most want to forget Breaking my ankle in the pre match warm up on the first day of Uni cricket tour in Malta and turning to Clarkey and saying "I'll run it off skip"

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